you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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