Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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