the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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