dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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