Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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