nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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