You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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