Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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