he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I think your dad took our porno
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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