Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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