you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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