i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
organizing the empties. That sober.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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