yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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