i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm both gender and math confused
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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