my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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