member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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