i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize