shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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