So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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