He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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