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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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