i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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