Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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