in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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