Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
