She announced her abortion via fbk
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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