I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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