I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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