my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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