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kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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