so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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