i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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