I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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