Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Randomize
