wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...