Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.