I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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