Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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