i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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