white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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