Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
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I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Every concussion has its silver lining
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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