Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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