two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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