Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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