Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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