All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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