i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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