How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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