I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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