Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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