I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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