I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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