wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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