Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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