It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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