I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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